Nothing is Too Ridiculous For Our Courts

Nothing is Too Ridiculous For Our Courts

According to US District Judge Kathryn Vratil, the rhyme "Eenie meenie minie moe," she said over the intercom, "pick a seat, we gotta go," "could be reasonably viewed as objectively racist and offensive," and said a jury would have to decide "whether the rhyme was racist, or simply a benign and innocent attempt at humor."

Baffled? That's a good sign for you. A normal person would find it ridiculous. Check here to find out more.

Find out how one woman found the rhyme so offensive that it "triggered a seizure" that left the plantiff "bedridden for days."

If nonsense like this weren't so paralyzing and costly, it would be laughable. Instead, it should make you want to cry.