Bring Back the Daisies and the Doobies

The anti-war dope smoking hippies of the sixties are back and now they're in charge. And, they're planning to create a cabinet level department called the Department of Peace.

[I]magine a governmental agency responsible for advising on non-confrontational foreign policy options, establishing and enforcing new gun control measures, designing school curriculum, establishing and enforcing new legislation governing "hate crimes" and violence against animals, and my favorite, establishing a "Peace Academy," a four-year institution of higher learning modeled on our service academies. (Wait, doesn't the Ivy League already have like six of those?)