Obama's Advice For Gun-Toting, Bible Thumping Pennsylvanians

Obama wants every vote to count, even those bitter, back country hicks.

“We don’t want anything to stand in the way of your desire to vote for change,” according to the pamphlet distributed at polling places by Obama volunteers. “With a little planning, and flexibility you can cling to your firearm and the Word of God, and still operate a touchscreen voting machine.”