Spike Lee Uncovers Another Right Wing Conspiracy

Fresh from exposing the vast right wing conspiracy's plot to blow up New Orleans levees, Spike Lee's uncovers meticulously plan and perfectly executed multi-decade scheme to torpedo Barack Obama's presidential campaign.

"The more he opens his mouth, the more damage he does," he told the Guardian yesterday.

For good measure, Lee hinted at a political conspiracy behind Wright's recent, contentious attempts to justify his remarks. "It looks like he's being paid to keep talking," he said.

We can't hide anything from this man.