Osama Bin Laden Was Executed

Michael Moore's latest startling discovery.

"Common sense tells you he was executed. That was the plan all along. Just tell us that and quit treating us like children."

"I have a lot of faith in Obama, but we’ve received three different stories in three days. We heard, "There was a firefight." "He used a woman as a shield." Now it turns out none of these things were true. He wasn’t armed."

 At least you can't accuse Michael Moore of partisanship. He's an equal opportunity idiot.