Maybe we should try something like this with the French

Suddenly the South Koreans like us. Suddenly faced with the propect of the United States leaving South Korea to the tender mercies of their neighbors to the north has softened their anti-Americanism. In this case, just the prospect of separation has made the heart grow fonder.
Now, we have no troops in France to withdraw, but he French rely upon us for a great deal. And, without the United Nations, the French would be reduced to the irrelevance they deserve. Let's make sure they understand that a French veto means the end of the United Nations. And let them know that every bit of dirt we discover in Saddam's records regarding the French will be made prominently public.