Send me your jokes

I'm going to compile all the best French jokes I can assemble. If you have any favorites, please send them using the link provide on the left side of this page and if they make the grade, I'll post them. If I get enough good ones, I'll establish a dedicated website.
Here's a good French joke. How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
A companion to this joke: How many Kennedy's does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the bulb and one to drink until the room spins.