Why Waste the Ammo?

Our ever vigilent and unbiased media seems terribly disappointed that the United States has not yet unleashed its SHOCK AND AWE campaign. Even so, there has been little resistance. I think that's because surrenders have been arranged and there's no reason to splatter people who have no intention of fighting. It's good for a post-Saddam Iraq for these people to carry back messages of the mercy and kindness we show them
On the other hand, the Special Republican Guard is reportedly digging in around Iraq. Let's save the ordnance for them.