There's a Record for Everything

There's Record for Everything

The world bog snorkelling record has fallen.
Although, I guess there are some things for which records are not kept. I recall long ago when a woman wanted to establism a record for the most men screwed in one day. She invited the Guinness Book or World Records to document her feat, but they declined. Nevertheless, she spread her legs for hundreds of men that day anyway, her husband being last in line. Talk about sloppy seconds!