This Makes Me Think That Hillary Clinton Sleeps Hanging From The Ceiling

This Makes Me Think That Hillary Clinton Sleeps Hanging From The Ceiling

Scientists claim that they can determine a individual's personality from their sleeping position. I am a log, which they claim indicates a social and easy-going personality. I don't think that many people would describe me as easy-going.

Unassuming, good listeners usually adopt the starfish position -- on the back with outstretched arms and legs. I would assume that someone who takes up this much room in bed is also single.