My Instincts Are Vindicated!

My Instincts Are Vindicated!

I always knew that a dark, thick porter or stout was the way to go. Now, science bolsters my case.
This, coming so soon after coffee was demonstrated to be a better source of cancer-fighting antioxidants further justifies my instincts.
Plus, did you know that tofu will make your brain shrink? PETA would be horrified, except that they've probably already done irreversible brain damage to themselves.

Drink coffee! Eat meat! And wash it down with a Rogue Ales Shakespeare Stout.