Santa's Not Cumming?

Santa's Not Cumming?

There are times when I think that the People for the Ethical Treatement of Animals is a front organization for Iowa Beef Packers, whose mission it is to discredit animal rights activists. As in this campaign, in which PETA argues that Santa can't get it up because milk causes impotence. This sort of reminds me of shrinking penises seen in Muslim Countries. PETA then advises drinking soy milk instead.

Incidentally, it is soy that causes male sexual dysfunction.

And, if PETA is not a front organization, maybe all that soy shrank their brains.