The Big Mac is Okay After All

Liberals know that France has it all figured out. So, we can forget all those namby-pamby nanny-nutritionists who've been telling us that the Big Mac is going to kill us. Their French equivalents say the Big Mac is alright.

"Two top French nutritionists are telling people to go for a Big Mac and keep their fingers off the traditional French quiche.

In an unexpected message to a country priding itself on the superiority of its food, a new food guide praises the McDonald's burger for having a higher and healthier protein-to-fat ratio than France's Quiche Lorraine."