Expect an October Surprise, From Al Quaeda

Al Quaeda now knows that it can influence elections with well-timed bombs. We know who Al Qaeda would prefer having in the White House, so we can expect a similar attack here just before the November election.

Clearly an accomplished ironist, the incoming socialist prime minister declared, ""My most immediate priority is to beat all forms of terrorism."

He plans to achieve this by quivering in fear and taking care not to offend Osama Bin Laden.