Another Kerry Impersonator Ridicules The Candidate

Certainly, that couldn't have been the real John Kerry rambling out that, "I tried an SUV, but I didn't inhale." line. Only a John Kerry impersonator would be handing Bush lines like that.

"I don't own an SUV," said Kerry, who supports increasing existing fuel economy standards to 36 miles per gallon by 2015 in order to reduce the nation's dependence on foreign oil supplies.

Kerry also has made rising gasoline prices an issue in the campaign against President Bush. In Houston on Thursday, Kerry said the president broke a 2000 campaign pledge to "jawbone" oil-producing nations by pressuring them to increase their output.

Kerry thought for a second when asked whether his wife, Teresa Heinz Kerry, had a Suburban at their Ketchum, Idaho, home. Kerry said he owns and drives a Dodge 600 and recently bought a Chrysler 300M. He said his wife owns the Chevrolet SUV.

"The family has it. I don't have it," he said.

By the way, Kerry said that he drives a Chrysler 300 because he wants to drive a car built by Americans. Well, at least they're North Americans. The 300 is built in Canada.