I'm Not Responsible!

The big news on Earth Day was that John Kerry owns and drive a humongous, gas guzzlling SUV - a Chevrolet Suburban. No! Wait! It's not his fault. He doesn't actually own the SUV. His family does.

Of course, this tells us why he really doesn't oppose higher taxes on gasoline. He won't have to change whe he drives. His wife can afford to pay any price for gas.