Just Because You're Crazy Doesn't Mean They AREN'T All Out To Get You

The United States is withdrawing it's troops from the North Korean border. This proves that we're about to attack.

"The U.S. decision to take even its small force out of ... Panmunjom ... indicates that the U.S. preparations for a pre-emptive attack upon the DPRK are underway at a final phase," said a spokesman for the North Korean army's mission in the truce village of Panmunjom, according to KCNA, the North's official news agency.