Slippery And Slimy

John Kerry has evolved a richly deserved reputation for slipperiness. In fact, in a recent poll, respondents were asked for a word that described Kerry and "honest" did not show up.

So, Kerry is now considering postponing his acceptance of the Democratic nomination because doing so would permit him to spend money not regulated by federal finance laws.

This might make fiscal sense, but it would cement his image as a dishonest man.