Vain, Condescending, Arrogant Asshole

When John Kerry fell off his snowboard, he blamed his Secret Service protection. When he fell off his road bike, it was no big thing. When George W. Bush fell off his mountain bike, John Kerry could not restrain his arrogance.

"Did the training wheels fall off?" quipped snootily.

I am a very experienced cyclist. In fact, I race bicycles. I have not crashed my street bike since I was about 10 years old.

But crashing while mountain biking is just part of the game. If anybody needs training wheels, it's the guy who crashed his street bike.