Already Pissing On Each Other's Bushes

The presumptive Democratic presidential nominee has already anointed a presumptive Democratic National Committee chairman to displace Terry McAwful. And, the two don't like each other.

"McAuliffe is hanging tough. He doesn't want to be figurehead. He thinks he knows what's best for the party," says a senior DNC staffer. "Let's face it, what does Sasso have to show for his years of experience. The Dukakis campaign? I'll take McAuliffe's Clinton record over Sasso's Massachusetts miracles."