Michael Michael He's Our Man!

Disney turned its back on Michael Moore. But Middle Eastern terrorists are happy to step up and help Michael Moore.

The film industry publication Screendaily.com reports that the movie will soon debut in Syria, Lebanon, Jordan, Egypt, the United Arab Emirates, Kuwait, Qatar, Oman and Bahrain.

“In terms of marketing,” Screendaily.com announces, Mr. Moore “is getting a boost from organizations related to Hezbollah.”

Of course, with public utterances like these, it's not at all surprising that terrorists would love Moore:

“The U.S. government started the war with Iraq in order to make it easy for U.S. corporations to do business in other countries. They intend to use cheap labor in those countries, which will make Americans rich.”

Of course, Michael Moore knows a thing or two about stupidity. Consider this pearl of Moore's wisdom: “To bomb Afghanistan,” he mused to NBC's Tim Russert, “I mean, I've never understood this, Tim. I mean, the -- the simple math to me is that 15 of the 19 hijackers were from Saudi Arabia. Now I have to ask, if 15 of the 19 hijackers were from Cuba, would we bomb Bolivia?”


Americans are “possibly the dumbest people on the planet… in thrall to conniving, thieving, smug pricks. We Americans suffer from an enforced ignorance.”


Mr. Moore says that the U.S. “is known for bringing sadness and misery to places around the globe. …It's all part of the same ball of wax, right? The oil companies, Israel, Halliburton."


And then there's this beaut: “Three thousand Americans were killed,” he notes. “There's 290 million Americans, all right? The chance of any of us dying in a terrorist incident is very, very, very small.”