Allah's Gonna Run Out of Virgins

The fat Shiite cleric Muqtada al-Sadr exhorted his troops to revolution yesterday. He has 300 fewer today.

Coalition forces battled militiamen loyal to radical Shiite cleric Muqtada al-Sadr in several Iraqi cities Friday, saying they killed about 300 militants in Najaf over two days of fighting. Battles in other Shiite areas of the country have killed dozens more, according to Iraqi authorities.