John Kerry Purple Hearts

Now this is funny. Somebody at the Republican National Convention was handing out bandaids with purple hearts on them.

Morton Blackwell, a GOP activist from Virginia, was distributing bandages with purple hearts on them over the message: "It was just a self-inflicted scratch, but you see I got a Purple Heart for it."

Charlie Rangel went ballistic, so the RNC chairman put a stop to the fun. Too bad. I'd like one.