And We'll Have Enron Investigate Itself Too

The pathetic Kofi Annan proudly proclaimed that the United Nations would get right to the bottom of the Oil-For-Food scandal.

Uh huh.

And to pay for it, he's going to starve a few kids.

In a letter to the U.N. Security Council, Annan said money for the probe — headed by former U.S. Federal Reserve chairman Paul Volcker — would come from an account earmarked to pay U.N. administrative and operational costs for the humanitarian program.

On the other hand, if the adminstration of this program can get along without that money, then why is so much spent on those starving bureaucrats anyway?