Shocking News!

Guess what? Somebody has "discovered" that the dinosaurs were wiped out by an asteroid 65 million years ago.

Challenging conventional theory, new scientific research suggests the dinosaurs may have been scorched into extinction by an asteroid collision 65 million years ago that unleashed 10 billion times more power than the Hiroshima nuclear bomb.

Excuse me, but, unless you're a liberal Democrat who's been living in a cave for the last 40 years, isn't this very old news?