We Hate You John Kerry, But You've Got Our Vote

Many John Effing Kerry supporters have a dark secret. They can't stand John Kerry. Such Kerry "supporters" are finding therapy in webites like, http://www.KerryHatersForKerry.com and http://www.johnkerryisadouchebagbutimvotingforhimanyway.com/

``Are you going to vote for John Kerry [related, bio] even though you find him unpleasant, annoying, arrogant, waffling, misguided, or just generally unappealing in some profound way?'' the site asks.

``Then you've come to the right place! We're Kerry Haters for Kerry - perhaps his largest constituency! No need to hide in the Kerry-hating closet anymore while you pretend to everyone that he'll be a great president. Here you are among friends. You can speak freely and honestly. You can admit: `He's awful! And I'm for him!' ''

KerryhatersforKerry points out that: Polls consistently show that Senator Kerry does better when voters see less of him! KH4K is fighting to win by minimizing Kerry's actual presence on the campaign trail. But we need your help.

Give us your best reason for Senator Kerry to not campaign this week: