Get The Virgins Warm

Knowing that a massiva assault was imminent, Fallujah terrorists loyal to Abu Musab al-Zarqawi prepared themselves for martyrdom.

"A friend was injured in an attack," he said. "They took him to the hospital. When he opened his eyes he saw a beautiful woman. He cheered and thanked God that he had finally become a martyr and was granted one of the divine virgins.

"But then he realized that he was still alive and started crying."