Couldn't Find Their A** With Both Hands

Every close election, we hear the Democrats trying to lower the standard for what constitutes a legal vote, because Democrats have such a hard time following the simple instructions on a ballot.
Now it seems that Democrats cannot follow simple instruction on how to count ballots. King County (WA) keeps "discovering" new ballots that it wrongly failed to count in the election.
Turns out that the poll workers were instructed on how to verify ballots back in May. But, as King County is predominantly Democratic, the workers couldn't follow those simple instructions.