He Must Have Been Getting Ronery

Only a couple of days after declaring that he was done talking, North Korean madman Kim Jong Il now says he's ready to resume negotiations.

"We will go the negotiating table any time if there are mature conditions for the six-party talks thanks to the concerted efforts of the parties concerned in the future, he said, expressing hope that the United States would show trustworthy sincerity and move," the government-run Korean Central News Agency said, referring to Kim.

Can we just vaporize the little shit and get this over with?