How Does The UN Change A Light Bulb?

They investigate the light bulb and declare that it's okay after all.

How does the UN deal with genocide?

They investigate and say that it wasn't.

A U.N. commission investigating atrocities in Sudan has concluded that the government did not pursue a policy of genocide in the Darfur region but that Khartoum and government-sponsored Arab militias known as the Janjaweed engaged in "widespread and systematic" abuse that may constitute crimes against humanity.