How To Be A Weapons Inspector

Apparently, Joseph Wilson was actually pretty good, as weapons inpectors go. Joseph Wilson (wife of Valerie Plame) was sent to Niger to look for evidence that Iraq had tried to purchase "yellow cake" uranium ore.

In his own words, he spent most of his time there sitting on a veranda drinking sweet tea.

Now we learn that UN weapons inspector spent most of their time getting hammered.

"UN inspectors in Iraq spent their working hours drinking vodka while ignoring a shadowy nocturnal fleet believed to be smuggling goods for Saddam Hussein, a former senior inspector told the US Senate yesterday."