My "D's" are Better Than Your "D's"

After making fun of George W. Bush's academic record at Yale, John Kerry's grades are finally available. And guess what? His grades stunk too. In fact, in his four years, George Bush earned only on "D." John Kerry got 4 "D's" in his freshman year alone.

“I always told my dad that D stood for distinction,” Kerry said in a written response to reporters’ questions.