Who Gives A Rat's ASS?

Some nitwit is actually planning to make a movie based on the life story of that kooky runaway bride.

"ReganMedia, a New York multimedia company, told The Atlanta Journal-Constitution for a story in Thursday's papers it has acquired all media rights to the "life stories" of Wilbanks and her fiance, John Mason."

I'm sure people will be camping out for the opportunity to be the first to get tickets for that flick.