A Delicious Irony

Two of America's most flamboyant critics of captialists are price gougers and death merchants.

"if you can't eat a whole pint . . . in one sitting, you aren't really trying."

What costs $3.99/pint and is loaded with white sugar and saturated fat?

Incidentally, one pint contains well over 1000 calories. Can you say, "supersize me?"