Last Weasal Standing

Jacques Chirac and Gerhardt Schroeder enjoyed their last supper together as the Axis of Weasels.

""Let's not be too sentimental or else we'll have to get out our handkerchiefs," Schroeder said before dinner at the Elysee Palace.

Schroeder is to step down after Chancellor-designate Angela Merkel formally takes office."

Weasels have been losing elections around the world, while America's staunchest allies have been winning elections.