Oh, Come On! She's Never Even Read A Book!

Supposedly, California Senator Barbara Boxer has written a book.

The New York Times questioned Mrs. Boxer's portrayal of Republicans as "snakes" and Democrats as "saints" in the book, which chronicles the adventures of a diminutive redhead who assumes her husband's Senate seat after he is killed, then tries to foil the nomination of a conservative woman to the Supreme Court.

Judging by the content of this article, Ms. Boxer didn't exactly pay top dollar for her ghost writer.