Quick! Somebody Call Greta van Sustern!

This had the potential to become the next missing pretty white girl miniseries on Fox!

But alas, it appears that we know what became of the lost jackass penguin.

The saga took a dark turn early Thursday after anonymous phone calls to Amazon World and to GMTV, a BBC morning television show, in which the caller said he had dumped Toga into Portsmouth harbor in a plastic bag.

Penguin sighting
Bright said the calls seemed to jibe with a report the zoo received Wednesday night. A boater returning from a trip through Portsmouth harbor told a friend: "It must be cold out there; I've just seen a penguin." Bright said the friend, realizing it must have been Toga, called the zoo.