Dirty, Sneaky Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey Exposed

The UCI has suspended Dr Zorzoli, the manager of its own health department for handing over Lance Armstrong's supposedly positive EPO results from 1999.

Originally the sport's governing body had said it had allowed him to hand over one dope test sheet because Armstrong had agreed to it.

But now it says that the doctor concerned in fact handed over 15 examples and knew that the angle of the article on Armstrong was to show that the Texan had never asked permission to take medication he required after suffering from cancer.

The UCI's admission was triggered by information it had received from Dick Pound, president of the World Anti-Doping Agency, and had held an internal enquiry.

Actually, Zorzoli looks like an Italian or even a Polish name, but it was the French "newspaper," Le Equipe that accused Armstrong of cheating.