Scientists Discover Spring Break

Guess what? The scientific community has just discovered that girls and boys like to get drunk and screw like bunnies during spring break. Really! They just figured this out.

Spring break has become an unhealthy "binge-fest," says the head of a major medical association, citing a poll that shows that 74 percent of female college students agree that alcohol is an excuse for outrageous behavior.
"Spring break is broken," Dr. J. Edward Hill, president of the American Medical Association, said yesterday.

Did one of these guys happen to turn on his television and surf cable channels early on a weekend morning? If so, he should have come across advertisements for this.