Drunken Wad of Grease Criticizes Barry Bonds

Pitcher David Wells, who pitched a perfect game for the New York Yankees while "half-drunk", cticized Barry Bonds for being "juiced."

"He's hit a few home runs off me while he was juiced. Look at him, the man is enormous," Wells said Saturday. "Still, he's a hell of a ballplayer. He's got to deal with it, not me."

Well, David Wells has won all of his games while grossly obese.