Europe Finally Condemns the Axis of Evil

In soccer.

"Corruption, match-fixing, doping, these are the evils of the game," said the 70-year-old Blatter, who is Swiss. "We are working on a task force for the good of the game to try and bring football back within the boundaries. We have realized the universality of our game. But perhaps we were too naive to think that football at all levels would be respectful, disciplined and loyal."

Sepp Blatter is the president for as long as he wants of FIFA, the world's soccer governing body.

"[T]his world is not wonderful. With 250 million participants they cannot all be good. It's impossible. They are cheating, they are violent. It's like the population. We have to keep football within the boundaries of the game, and this is very difficult now."