UN Demands Uptown Digs

Dubai allowe the United Nations to occupy office space rent-free. But now, Dubai needs that property to accomodate its rapidly growing economy and wants the United Nations to move about 20 miles.

The United Nations is miffed.

Used to occupying prime real estate in Geneva and New York, some U.N. officials aren't happy about the change.

Used to be that, when somebody gave you something free, you were grateful. But, if you're the United Nations, you bitch if what they give you isn't up to your standards.