Now Algore Needs Burger Credits

It turns out that the Goracle's purchases of carbon offset credits is not pure enough to earn him that title of a "real environmentalist."

He needs to stop eating meat too. Or, perhaps he could just buy some tofu credits.

And frankly, from the look of Fat Albert in this picture, he needs to stop eating a lot of things.

But, what I want to know, is Fat Albert this green? If not, where does one buy sex toy offset credits?