Friday, October 26, 2007

If The Fu Hsits

I confess. I've been just waiting for the opportunity to write that. And, it turns out that Fu Lin's Chinese Restaurant in Little Rock was "The early nexus of Clinton connections to Chinese funny money."

Owned by the infamous Charlie Trie, supposedly one translation of Fu Lin is, "enrich your neighbor."

Too perfect. Especially when your neighbor might become president.


Welcome Instapundit fans. I’ve just realized this morning that I qualify as a “real journalist.” I had my narrative in anticipation of facts that I could mold to fit it.. Fortunately for me, I didn’t have to make them up. They were just buried in history. I only needed to dig them up. Or, more accurately, find someone else who had dug them up.

Update: More silly Norman Hsu puns here.

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5 Comments:

Blogger Fritz J. said...

Dude, you have one sick sense of humor, but I like it. LOL

5:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just wish I'd said that! Still laughing!

Also you definitely qualify for your press card...........

5:50 AM  
Blogger Wince said...

Did anyone see Wesley Clark on Bill Maher last night, squarley in Hillary's corner, carrying water for the Clintons?

Did anyone notice later in the show when Clark made his forecast of future history describing China as a dominant world power and the US being some kind of backwater?

Aside from the ego boost Clark always seems to get from delivering a "bold" prediction (as if we're lucky to be getting some kind of high value "freebie" from the guy), was anyone else as disturbed as I was by how Clark seemed to relish such a relegation as payback for our comeuppance?

6:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hsui the Bundler
(to the tune of Minnie the Moocher, with apologies to Cab Calloway)


Folks, now here's the story 'bout Hsui the Bundler,
He was a red-hot campaign funder,
He was the roughest, toughest guy on bail,
But Hsui had a heart as big as a whale.

Hsui Hsui Hsui Hsui
Hsui Hsui Hsui Hsu
Hsui Hsui Hsui Hsui
Hsui Hsui Hsui Hsu

Now, he messed around with a gal named Hillary.
She loved him though he had escaped the pillory,
He took her down to Chinatown,
He showed her how to pass the plate around.

Hsui Hsui Hsui Hsui
Hsui Hsui Hsui Hsu
Hsui Hsui Hsui Hsui
Hsui Hsui Hsui Hsu

Now, Hillary had a dream about the big election,
Hsu went and took her up a big collection,
He gave her checks from busboys and waiters,
And then he split and said I'll see you later.

Hsui Hsui Hsui Hsui
Hsui Hsui Hsui Hsu
Hsui Hsui Hsui Hsui
Hsui Hsui Hsui Hsu

Now, Hsui was convicted on a fraud inbdictment,
Hil couldn't see what was the big excitement,
Hsu gave her a million bucks of nickels and dimes,
Hil sat around and counted them all a billion times.

Poor Hil, poor Hil, poor Hil.

6:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hsui the Bundler
(to the tune of Minnie the Moocher, with apologies to Cab Calloway)


Folks, now here's the story 'bout Hsui the Bundler,
He was a red-hot campaign funder,
He was the roughest, toughest guy on bail,
But Hsui had a heart as big as a whale.

Hsui Hsui Hsui Hsui
Hsui Hsui Hsui Hsu
Hsui Hsui Hsui Hsui
Hsui Hsui Hsui Hsu

Now, he messed around with a gal named Hillary.
She loved him though he had escaped the pillory,
He took her down to Chinatown,
He showed her how to pass the plate around.

Hsui Hsui Hsui Hsui
Hsui Hsui Hsui Hsu
Hsui Hsui Hsui Hsui
Hsui Hsui Hsui Hsu

Now, Hillary had a dream about the big election,
Hsu went and took her up a big collection,
He gave her checks from busboys and waiters,
And then he split and said I'll see you later.

Hsui Hsui Hsui Hsui
Hsui Hsui Hsui Hsu
Hsui Hsui Hsui Hsui
Hsui Hsui Hsui Hsu

Now, Hsui was convicted on a fraud inbdictment,
Hil couldn't see what was the big excitement,
Hsu gave her a million bucks of nickels and dimes,
Hil sat around and counted them all a billion times.

Poor Hil, poor Hil, poor Hil.

6:40 AM  

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