Obama's Balls Follow Wolf Blitzer's Into The Box

Hillary Clinton's thugs clearly frightened Wolf Blitzer into submission, and now they're setting to work on Barack Obama.

According to Clinton's whisperers, Hillary has dug us some serious dirt on Obama, but has magnanimously decided not to use it - yet.

Agents of Sen. Hillary Clinton are spreading the word in Democratic circles that she has scandalous information about her principal opponent for the party's presidential nomination, Sen. Barack Obama, but has decided not to use it. The nature of the alleged scandal was not disclosed.

This word-of-mouth among Democrats makes Obama look vulnerable and Clinton look prudent. It comes during a dip for the front-running Clinton after she refused to take a stand on New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer's now discarded plan to give driver's licenses to illegal aliens.

So, Hillary gets to appear above it all, while warning Obama that his balls are hers. Well, at least he has Wolf Blitzer for company.