Too Fat For New Zealand

A portly British woman is being banned from New Zealand for obesity.

A British woman planning to start a new life with her husband in New Zealand has been banned from entering the country - because she is too fat.

Rowan Trezise, 33, has been left behind in England while her husband Richie, 35, has already made the move down under leaving her desperately trying to lose weight.

When the couple first tried to gain entry to the country they were told that they were both overweight and were a potential burden on the health care system.

If we could kick Rosie O'Donnell and Michael Moore out of the country, then maybe I could learn to like socialized medicine after all.