The Clintons' Greatest Hits (Bill and Hillary's Campaign Finance Sleaze)

The New Republic has compiled a lengthy, although by no mean comprehensive, list of Bill and Hillary's sleaziest donors.

Conspicuously missing from the list was "Coalgate," in which Bill Clinton locked up $1.2 trillion worth of environmentally safe, low sulfur coal. This move greatly enriched some of his oldest benefactors, the Lippo Group and the Riady family, who had been lining his pockets since the early days of his political careers.

Whitewater and cattle futures also failed to make the list. I seem to remember something about renting out the Lincoln Bedroom and Whitehouse coffee clatches.

And failing to make the list because they weren't strictly bribery were the Craig Livingstone/FBI files scandals, the Rose Law firm billing records scandal, and of course, all those women.

No wonder the country is so eager for a sequel.