Tiger Woods Tale Doesn't Add Up

No matter how much I try, I cannot bend, fold spindle or mutilate the facts to make them conform to the official story about how Tiger Woods came to be semiconscious on the ground with his wife standing over him with a golf club in her hands.

It would have taken a long, long time to break out the rear window of a Cadillac Escalade wide enough to allow her to get into the car to extricate Woods.

The facts seem to point to Woods trying to escape while Ms Nordegren was beating on the car with the club, then smacking him with the club after he emerged from the car.