Obamanomics Of Health Care

Barack Hussein Obama has given us unprecedented deficits and has suddenly become a deficit hawk. How is he going to cut the budget? With a new multitrillion dollar orgy of spending of course.

In an interview with ABC News, President Obama once again proved to be one of the best spinners in Washington, D.C. The United States, he said, will go “bankrupt” if his multi-trillion dollar health care plan America cannot afford, isn’t passed by Congress.

I know what you’re thinking: “that doesn’t make sense. If we’re already terribly in debt, we shouldn’t be adding to it.” Well, that may sound logical to your fiscally conservative and therefore terribly old-fashioned mind, but that’s only because you don’t understand the golden rule of Obamaland: up is down and down is up.

You see, in Obama’s wonderful alternative reality, nothing is what it seems to be. It’s a magical place in which gravity and other laws of nature don’t exist. In this heaven on earth, you can cause an economic crisis by forcing banks to give mortgages to people who can’t afford them, and then blame the “free market” and “nasty capitalists” when the economy collapses. It’s a world in which you treat enemies as friends and friends as enemies, thinking that’ll bring about peace.