How Big An Asshole Is Alan Grayson?

A really, really really big asshole. He's so big an asshole that Chris Matthews can't stand him. The Daily Caller collects his greatest hits.

It’s been a tough few weeks for Rep. Alan Grayson of Florida’s 8th District. First, Daniel Webster, former speaker of the Florida statehouse, entered the race as a potential opponent. Then the FEC ruled that mycongressmanisnuts.com, a site critical of Grayson, isn’t violating any rules. Now the Democrat is coming under fire for a financial connection to the Florida Tea Party.

With his national political prospects fading, it’s a good time to recognize the man’s greatest moments in Washington and on the airwaves:

1. Cheney is a vampire

“I have trouble listening to what he says sometimes, because of the blood that drips from his teeth while he’s talking,” Grayson said on the Chris Matthews show. “But my response is this: He’s just angry because the president doesn’t shoot old men in the face. But by the way, when he was done speaking, did he just then turn into a bat and fly away?”

Matthews, not exactly a right winger, couldn’t believe his ears: “Oh, god … We’ve got to keep a level here.”

Read much, much more: http://dailycaller.com/2010/06/23/graysons-greatest-hits-as-the-congressman-comes-under-fire-again-the-dc-replays-his-chart-topping-statements/#ixzz0rmFcTQuW